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Top Reasons to Love SL
29Feb2008 Filed under: Announcement Author: Venus- When you tell your husband to get his head out of his ass, you mean it literally!
- No yard work!!!
- If you are with someone who bores you, you can “crash”
- You can change your sex as often as you like
- Your Mom and Dad don’t get to name you, you can pick your own. You can be Cheese Burger and not get laughed at.
- Free long distance!
- No matter what sort of deviant you are, there is a group for you.
- If you get caught “hiding” from your “friends,” you can blame it on an SL glitch and everyone will believe you.
- You don’t spend real money, it’s only lindens!
- You can speak almost entirely using acronyms and be understood. “OMG, TMI! LMAO”
- Shopping is a leisurely experience. The shirt you really want is always the last to rezz.
- Everyone can be a model. Inflatable and detachable body parts create endless possibilities!
- Tattoos don’t need to be lasered off!
- Music for everyone, everywhere, all the time!
- All your favorite shoes fit..forever!
- Never have to wash or hang up clothes!
- It really isn’t real…but it is!
- Two words: MUTE BUTTON
Help me think of more and we can make the list go on and on! Comments Welcome!
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About Dreamscape
The DreamScape Islands of Second Life are two lushly terraformed private estate islands. You will find our islands quiet and exotic with breathtaking views and fascinating residents. We offer many amenities for our residents along with beautiful romantic sunrises and sunsets with couples areas tucked into the common land. There are many gorgeous public places for you to bring your friends for entertainment formal or island attire. From just exploring to walking beaches and climbing mountains, we have everything an island can offer.Look around and you will feel, see and hear the ambiance of this tropical paradise that has been meticulously planted.
Each Dreamscape Island has its own personality. You might hear the trickle of a stream, the crash of giant waterfalls, monkeys, parrots, island birds, seagulls or find a bridge hidden in the thick palms and island mountain greenery. Be careful with the mountain fog, you might find the edge of paradise! We would love to whisk you away from your real life to provide you the land of your dreams! If becoming a land owner isn't what you need right now, we offer rentals by the week or the month. Try a get-away and see if you could bear to leave this magnificent place.
We look forward to seeing you explore our public areas and invite you to come meet us, and see what we can offer. Make your Second Life the life you have always dreamed of, on DreamScape.
Anjolie Criss
March 2nd, 2008 at 10:54 pm
Top Five RL Signs You’ve Been SLing A Little Too Long:
- In your 1st Life, you try to “touch” signs you have trouble reading or to get the price of something you randomly pass on the street.
- In your 1st Life, you often find yourself putting your arms out to prepare for flying when you can’t find your car keys.
- Your SL Inventory is more organized than your 1st life closet.
- In your 1st Life, you point at your bed to initiate foreplay and tell your partner to “sit on the ball”.
- In your 1st Life, you curse not having camera controls.
BONUS: Everyone in your 1st life starts to look like an Avatar and you notice what they could stand to “fix” about their appearance!! haha.
Merlina Capalini
March 4th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
Ever notice that it is much easier to “strike a pose” or “bust a move” in SL than it is in RL? In RL I’ve tried bending my knees like I do in SL, when I accidentally hit the Page Down key. The tellers at the bank wonder if they should call security when they see these little movements in the lobby. Ooohh, If they only knew the others things we can do when they aren’t looking.
Anjolie Criss
March 6th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
I “hoo” everywhere now in RL. I mean everywhere. I can’t wait for when I hoo and someone else actually hoos me back!
Marco2007 Beck
March 10th, 2008 at 8:47 am
HI PEOPLE !!!!!!!
You can leave your house and suddenly found a naked man that does not move. So you ask ……………What do now?
You can find kangaroos 2 Smoking marihuana, laughing like crazy and making love to !!!!!!
Council. When flights, use the parachute !!!!!!!!!!!! Otherwise, the landing is not the best.
And the more important !!!!!!!!
YOU LOVE THE ISLAND AS WE LOVE THE POPULATION AND REMEMBER, WE ARE A GREAT FAMILY !!!!!!!!!!
AND ………………. VENUS THANKS TO BE AS YOU ARE !!!!!!!!!!
OBAMA OR CLINTON? NOOOO !!!!!! VENUS FOR PRESIDENT !!!!!!!!!! DREAMSCAPE VOTE VENUS !!!!!!
Sorry for my english, The fault of the translator of the Google!
(ehehehehehehehehe)
KISS FOR ALLS !!!!!!!!!
Anjolie Criss
March 10th, 2008 at 10:48 am
Those must be Froh’s kangaroos smoking marijuana and making loooooove.
Venus
March 15th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Haha This is great!