We have been a little quiet lately due to some unforseen RL stuff but, Venus and I would like to thank all our DreamScape I & II Island residents for making our islands special. It is a pleasure to be able to serve you all and we hope that you are well and happy. Cheers!

P.S. – also like to thank resident interior decorator for her interesting photo contributions to our home and for redecorating for us in our absence (see above).

¿noʎ ǝɹɐ ʍoɥ ¡ʎɐpoʇ ʇno pǝddılɟ ɯ,ı

WARNING to all DreamScape Island residents:

There have been recent reports of a zombie sightings in one or more homes around the island. It appears that this zombie is especially attracted to women who meet the following in-world characteristics:

• Living alone for a long period of time (e.g. Spinsters, Old maids, Hags, etc.)
• Have a extraordinary fear of all types of zombies (including animal zombies like undead pigs, rats, parrots, lizards, etc.)
• Personality types that are driven to buy numerous homes or land for no apparent reason.

Please report any sightings of zombies to Venus or myself as soon as possible. Thank you!

For your saftey, should you encounter one of these zombies, we have included a helpful “Hot to kill a zombie” top-10 list:

10. Throw records
Doesn’t really kill zombies, but it’s one hell of a way to clean up a bad record collection.

9. Chainsaw
The chainsaw can cut through even the thickest skull and will destroy a brain in seconds.

8. Toaster
When swung by the cord, one can get incredible velocity; also makes toast.

7. Hammer
Another popular tool. Good for the strong and weak alike, and perfect for the novice zombie killer.

6. Fire poker
Heavy, well sized, and very versatile, serving the stab-happy and blunt-crazy zombie killer alike.

5. Pump-action shotgun
Most movie characters are terrible with the shotgun, but it’ll always be a popular choice.

4. The Old Door Trick
When zombies try to come in, slam the door on its head.

3. Rocket Launcher
Legend has it a U.S. college student wrote an essay called, “The Best Way to Kill a Zombie is with a Rocket Launcher.” Who could argue with that?

2. “The View”
To kill a zombie, you must destroy its brain, and what better way to do that than listening to Starr Jones and Meredith Viera?

1. Motorcycle
Go Milla Jovovich! Her scene riding her bike down the aisle of a church in RE:2 was amazing. A must in any zombie invasion.

{many thanks to the source of this list}